Loki's Rules of Engagement

1. Don't fight unless you know you can win.
2. Don't write checks your ass can't cash. If you do, fast talk your way into a lower payment.
3. Always keep receipts and a record, even if its in memory.
4. Don't fight "fair," fight efficiently.
5. Keep your eye on the prize, and one eye on your competition.
6. When running from danger, don't be the slowest one in the pack.
7. If you can't be a tank, set them up to run into the tank. (Thor is the tank.)
8. Always keep your wits about you.
9. Laugh in the face of everything, especially the scary things. Nothing takes the wind out of your foe's sails like laughing at their threats.
10. Don't accept a gift with out giving one in return. Never be indebted.
11. Don't give a gift with the expectation of one in return. Not everyone pays their debts.
12. Don't piss off your traveling companions, they WILL fuck with you back. 
13. Don't start a prank war but always end it gloriously.
14. Always be ready for a fight, be it words or otherwise. Do your best to force the fight to happen on your terms. Refer to rules no. 1, 2, & 4.
15. Don't get mad, get even.